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No Sugar, No Flour, Bye, Bye Esmeralda

February 18, 2014

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    I’ve named her Esmeralda. I’ve named her, because she’s cute. She warm, she’s soft and she knows how to have fun and eat like a barbarian. She didn’t bother me much until she bothered my doctor. My blood pressure was so high I was put in a dark room to relax. I had just […]

A Gwyneth Paltrow 12-Step

January 31, 2014

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1. When people ask the question, “Why does everyone hate Gwyneth Paltrow?” explain that for you, it started after you read a Vogue cover story on her perfect life with Brad Pitt and their dogs. It was then that you realized she embodied Emma as in Jane Austen’s Emma and then made it worse by […]

You Can Be A Successful Woman and Not Be Considered A Bitch, Says Ann Friedman

January 10, 2014

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Do you think women women can be successful without being considered a bitch? This is the idea that New York columnist and all-around-awesome writer Ann Friedman discusses at The Cut today. She answers her own question–giving an enthusiastic, yes, and points to Jenna Lyons, the president of J.Crew. The one who started the geeky glasses […]

First Annual Christmas List Of Misandry Gifts

December 5, 2013

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The “I hate men” complaint is nothing new (and has long been embraced by men’s groups), but recently it’s been embraced by young feminists who are gettin’ all misandry-inspired. (For those of you who don’t know, misandry is the opposite of misogyny. Otherwise known as the hatred of men.) When I wrote about misandry crafts […]

Oh, God. I’m Old Enough To Wear Eileen Fisher.

October 10, 2013

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In the New Yorker a few weeks ago, Janet Malcom wrote about the iconic clothes of Eileen Fisher, saying, “There is a wish shared by women who consider themselves serious that the clothes they wear look as if they were heedlessly flung on rather than anxiously selected. The clothes of Eileen Fisher seem to have […]

3 Reasons The Government Shut Down Is a Feminist Issue

October 2, 2013

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1. Hood Feminism points out who is most-likely affected by the government shutdown. Women. First, it comes to a matter of nutrition and survival. Nine million mothers and children who receive benefits under the Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children (WIC) will be left without in the onset of the shutdown. The […]

You Are Going to Prioritize Your Life Because Arianna Huffington Says So (And Because You Need To)

June 10, 2013

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This title sounds very self-helpy. Prioritizing the you in your life. You know this already. You know you need to Zen your life and drink a daily zinger of kale juice. Blah, blah, blah you want to say to me. I know. But just listen for a minute. Last week I attended the Third Metric […]

More Bullshit From The Bullshit “Feminist Housewife” Article

March 27, 2013

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I guess I was so offended by the cover of New York Magazine’s “The Retro Wife,” that I didn’t read the article carefully. Especially after reading this sentiment: “[Kelly] believes that every household needs one primary caretaker, that women are, broadly speaking, better at that job than men.” Instead of what was written, I saw […]

I Buzzed My Hair After My Daughter Got Lice, And I Love It

January 28, 2013

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Guest Post by Sarah Werthan Buttenwieser The haircut came suddenly late at night, fueled by the bug scampering across a piece of tissue paper after I’d dislodged it from my head with the Cadillac of nit combs. My head had been itching rather terribly all day and upon learning that my daughter’s head was scratchy […]

An Interview With Hester Kaplan, The Author Of “The Tell”

January 23, 2013

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Hester Kaplan writes about marriage. Whether it’s stories about couples trying to figure out where they stand in a relationship with her award-winning The Edge of Marriage or most recently, with her new novel, The Tell, she writes about nuances that exist under the surface–the kind that make you question your own relationship after you’ve […]